1.Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.
2.Don’t you like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.
3.I would lose weight, but I hate losing.
4.Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”
5.Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
6.Don’t like my attitude? Report me on who cares about dot com.
7.I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
8.I wish I could mute people in real life.
9.Drink until you become the greatest philosopher in your world!
10.Eat – Sleep – Regret – Repeat.
11.Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity.
12.Everybody wishes they could go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
13.I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.
14.Never give up on your dreams keep sleeping.
15.I had over a billion Pounds today then the alarm destroyed my dream.
16.Everyone is beautiful in their way because God makes no mistakes.
17.I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
18.I didn’t fall. It was just that the floor needed some cleaning.
19.I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle! He’s dreaming too.
20.Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
21.Shopping is an art. I am an artist. Respect Please.
22.I hate math, but I love counting money.
23.Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up 🙂
24.I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
25.The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
26.Talking to myself because I am my own consultant.
27.I don’t drink alcohol! But Feel Awesome.
28.I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
29.Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
30.Hey you, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?