Funny status for friends

  1. I have a great love for fools. That is why I have so many best friends in my life. Salute to them.

  2. Finding Friends with Same Mental Disorder is PRICELESS.

  3. My dear friend, you attract me more than gravity. I love you!

  4. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

  5. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

  6. There are good ships and there are wood ships, Ships that sail the sea, But the best ships are friendships.

  7. Me and my best friends can communicate with just facial expressions.

  8. True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

  9. What do you say to your best friend when you stand at the gates of hell? Nothing. If it’s your best friend, she already knows.

  10. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.

  11. There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.

  12. Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

  13. Wherever We Are, It Is Our Friends That Make Our World.

  14. Friendship Multiplies The Good Of Life And Divides The Evil.

  15. Friends How Beautiful A Day Can Be When Friendship Touches It.

  16. Good Friends Are Hard To Find, Harder To Leave, & Impossible To Forget.

  17. A Friend Is Someone You Can Call At Any Hour To Laugh Or Cry Or Complain.

  18. One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention

  19. Thank you for still being my friend, despite the fact that you are completely aware of every terrifying, raunchy, explicit detail of my life

  20. A True Friends Is One Who Overlooks You Failures And Tolerates You Successes.

  21. You Were Always There With Your Warm Hug And Caring Ways. Happy Friendship Day.

  22. You’Re My Best Friend Because I Wouldn’t Dare To Be This Weird With Anyone Else.

  23. Looking Forward To Being Friends Even When We Get Those Wrinkles & Sagging Skin.

  24. True Friendship Is Not Being Inseparable, Its Being Separated And Nothing Changes.

  25. I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room…but not too humid because. you know…my hair.

  26. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

  27. If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never them go.

  28. Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

  29. We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.

  30. t is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.

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