Status For Whatsapp English

1. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.


2. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.


3. The road to success is always under construction.


4. Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.


5. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.


6. I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.


7. Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.


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8. I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


9. Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.


10. I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.Status For Whatsapp English


11. Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.


12. Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.


13. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.


14. I just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.


15. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.


16. I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.


17.When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”


18. The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don’t have to remember what you said.


19. Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.


20. If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.Status For Whatsapp English


21. I work for money, for loyalty to hire a Dog.


22. Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present


23. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.


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24. When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.


25. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision-maker.


26. Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.


27. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle… He’s dreaming too.


28.I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy saving mode.29.


30. The most painful goodbyes are those which were never said and never explained.Status For Whatsapp English


31. Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.


32. Born to express not to impress.


33. Please be patient even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time.


34.Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status


35. The only way to do great work is to love what you do.


36. Sometimes you succeed and other times you learn.


37. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.


38. Life is Short – Chat Fast!


39. When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.


40. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.Status For Whatsapp English


41. If you can’t convince them, confuse them.


42. Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.


43. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.


44. Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.


45.I’m not drunk, I’m just chemically off-balanced.


46. Silent people have the loudest minds.


47. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? they both have an iPhone.


48. If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.


49. I love to walk in the fog because nobody knows I’m smoking.


50. Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.Status For Whatsapp English


51. Time is precious, waste it wisely.


52.I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.


53. It hurts when you have someone in your heart but not in your arms.


54. Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.


55. I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.


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56. Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.


57. If a hug tells you how much I love you, I would hold you in my arms forever.


58. Guys are like stars, there are millions of them, but the only one makes your dreams come true.


59. Have some patience, I’m screwing things up as fast as possible.


60. Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.Status For Whatsapp English


61. Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.


62. If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”


63. I’d really post your name here every minute if facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind


64. It’s a good thing I brought my library card because I’m totally checking you


65. That awkward moment when you change your Facebook status to ‘single’ and your ex likes it.


66. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.


67. I intend to live forever or die trying.


68.No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.


69. I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.


70. Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.


71. Seeing a spider in my room isn’t scary. It’s scary when it disappears.


72. It is almost impossible to smile on the outside without feeling better on the inside.


73. Delete me, Poke me, Like me, Limit me ..The choice is yours.. Welcome to Facebook, where no one is really your friend. =P


74. Adjustment with the right people is always better than Argument with the wrong people. A meaningful silence is always better than meaningless words.


75. I Know What You’re Doing Right Now… You’re Reading On My Wall, Right!


76. Some people are like clouds. When they go away, it’s a brighter day.


77. They say “don’t try this at home” so I’m coming over to your house to try it.


78. You can’t please everyone, you’re not a Nutella jar.


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79. Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.


80. Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.


81. For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there.


82. I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect.’


83. Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I’ll add LOL at the end.


84. Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two-faced, it is called growing up.


85. Don’t worry, the spider is smaller than you. “Yeah. So is a grenade.”


86. It’s funny how people say they miss you but don’t even make an effort to see you.


87. I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run.


88. Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.


89. Some people have “aha” moments, I just have “Oh Seriously?” moments.


90. Attitude is like underwear Don’t show it just wore it…


91. …did a lot of nothing yesterday, but I didn’t finish, so I’m going to do it again today!


92. My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.


93. I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone.


94. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition 😛


95. I got less but I got the best!


96. I got a new job with the local hostage negotiators and tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it.


97. Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library.


98. A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.


99.I’ve officially been diagnosed with OFCD (Obsessive facebook checking disorder). I have also been told that I am beyond cure. Please pray for me.


100. The only reason I am fat is that a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.


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1.एक दोस्त ने दोस्त से कहा फ्रेंडशिप का मतलब क्या होता है दोस्त ने मुस्कराकर क…

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1.फलसफा समझो न असरारे सियासत समझो,जिन्दगी सिर्फ हकीक़त है हकीक़त समझो,जाने किस …

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1. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. 2. Some people only get called by their nicknames. Actually, it sounds really weird to call your frien…

Breakup Status In Hindi
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1.लो..बदल गया मिजाज-ऎ-मौसम…. हुबहू तुम्हारी तरह..!!! 2.सिमटते जा रहें हैं दिल और जज…

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1. Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day. 2. I am grateful for your true friendship…

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1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. 2. Be the change that you wish to see in the world 3. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 4. Live as if you were to die tomorrow.…

Status For Whatsapp English
Status For Whatsapp English

1. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. 2. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life. 3. The road to success is always under constru…

Dream Quotes
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1. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. 2. Hold fast to dreams,For if dreams dieLife is a broken-winged bird,That cannot fly. 3. I d…

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1.Rain! whose soft architectural hands have the power to cut stones, and chisel to shapes of grandeur the very mountains.      2. Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silv…

LOVERS STATUS
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1.  Love is not what the mind thinks, but what the heart feels. 2.  True love is when she talks non- stop and you are still interested in listening to her. 3.  You Can’t Blame Gravity For Falli…

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1. I hope your morning is as radiant as your amazing smile. 2. The light that shines from you is more vital to me than the sunlight in the morning. Rise and shine my beautiful queen. 3.A sweet good…

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Motivational Status in Hindi

1.ज़िंदगी तो कठिनाइयों का रास्ता है, मंजिल अपनी कुछ ख़ास रखना,सफलता जरूर मिलेगी,…

Romantic Status in English
Romantic Status in English

1. Love you today + love you tomorrow = love you forever. 2.  Every NightI Imagine Someone To Hold MeUntil I Fall Asleep AndEvery Night I Believe In It To Ever Happen Less. 3. Nothing is perfec…

Romantic Status in Hindi
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1.#प्यार वो है, जिसमे किसी के ‘मिलने’ की {_उम्मीद_} भी न हो..फिर भी #इंतज़ार_उसी का हो……

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1.A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates yoursuccess 2.Some Friends aren’t really friends… They are family. 3.Your Friend Is The One Knows All About You, And Still Likes …

Cool Status in Hindi
Cool Status in Hindi

1.किसी की ज़िन्दगी में रोड़ा नहीं “स्पीड ब्रेकर” बनो 😏😎 2.अगर जींदगी मे कुछ प…

Sad status for life
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1.खुद को कभी माफ़ नहीं कर पाओगे, जिस दिन जिंदगी में हमारी कमी पाओगे!! 2.जिंदगी कब…

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1.Sometimes losing a close friend hurts worse than a heartbreak. 2.Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome. 3.It Is Your Planning Which Give You Confidence To Go Ahead. 4.Never Love Someone At The Cos…

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1.यूँ तो तमन्ना दिल में ना थी लेकिन, ना जाने तुझे देखकर क्यों आशिक बन बैठे। 2.इश…

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1.ना जन्नत में, ना ख्यालों में,ना ही किसी जमाने में,,,सुकून #दिल 💗 को मिलता हैहमे…

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