Funny status for friends

Funny status for friends

1. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.Funny status for friends


2. Some people only get called by their nicknames. Actually, it sounds really weird to call your friends with their real name..!!


3. If you have crazy friends, you have everything..!!


4. If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.


5. I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.


6. The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.


7. What do you say to your best friend when you stand at the gates of hell? Nothing. If it’s your best friend, she already knows.


8. Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.


9.I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like in the leg or something.


10. Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.Funny status for friends


11. We’ll befriend ’til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends!


12. Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone.


13. Love is blind, Friendship tries not to notice..!!\


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14. Yes, we are best friends and I do like to pass the day with you in serious and inconsequential chatter. I wouldn’t mind washing up beside you, dusting beside you, reading the back half of the paper while you read the front.


15. Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.


16. A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying, “Damn that was fun!”


17. One friend with whom you have a lot in common is better than three with whom you struggle to find things to talk about.


18. Friends are those rare people who ask how you are and then wait for the answer.


19. Knowledge cannot replace friendship… I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.


20. If one’s friends do not openly laugh at him, they are not, in fact, his friends.Funny status for friends


21. A real friendship ought to introduce each person to unexpected weirdness in the other.


22. Good friends don’t let you do stupid things………….alone..!!


23. Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.


24. At home, one relies on parents; away from home one relies on friends.


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25. My dear friend, you attract me more than gravity. I love you!


26. True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together!!


27. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.


28. Friends offer free therapy.


29. Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.


30. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.Funny status for friends


31. 3 words clearly describe us – “Partners in Crime”


32. A true friend is the greatest of all blessings and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.


33. Wasn’t friendship its own miracle, the finding of another person who made the entire lonely world seem somehow less lonely?


34. A best friend is like a four-leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.


35. Good friends are like stars, you can’t always see them but you know they’re there. 


36. Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.


37. Friendship is the key to everything..!!


38. I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.


39. The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend.


40. Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time !!Funny status for friends


41. True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.


42. I love making friends. I usually prefer to make them out of plaster and give them funny-looking hats.


43. It’s exciting when you find parts of yourself in someone else.


44. I think we’ll befriend forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends..!!


45. There are good ships and there are wood ships, Ships that sail the sea, But the best ships are friendships.


46. My imaginary friend thinks he has problems.


47. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.


48. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument…A real friend knows that it’s not a friendship until after you’ve had a fight..!!


49. Friends are medicine for a wounded heart and vitamins for a hopeful soul.


50. Friends buy you food…Best friends eat your food !!Funny status for friends


51. If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.


52. There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.


53. The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend..!!


54. True friends are like loud farts. They don’t smell as much, always make you laugh and life is impossible to live without them.


55.I like you most because you are always there to join in my weirdness.


56. God made us best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as brothers..!!


57. I might give my life for my friend, but he had better not ask me to do up a parcel.


58. Finding Friends with Same Mental Disorder is PRICELESS.


59. I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!


60. No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.Funny status for friends


61. Life is close to hell without a best friend


62. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?


63. A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down


64. Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl’s best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.


65. We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.


66. A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you’re comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart.


67. A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked. 


68. A True Friend will always tease you with your crush’s name


69. If your friend says hello on the phone, trust me he is not your best friend..


70. Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.Funny status for friends


71.No one is more dangerous than your best friend coz he has your secrets which you can’t even share with yourself..!!


72. A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. 


73. Friends come and go, but the true ones stay, like dandruff on the hair..!!


74. You had me at “We’ll make it look like an accident.” 


75. We know our friends by their defects rather than by their merits.


76. A person who always disturbs you is a person who loves you.


77.I and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. 


78. A best friend will never call you with your first name..!!


79. I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels. 


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81. I love my computer because all my friends live inside it!


82. True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.


83. One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.


84.I’d walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that’s dangerous. But a super humid room… well not too humid, because you know… my hair. 


85. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.


86. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.


87. Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime.


88. A relationship with a best friend is like sugarcane… You can crush it, shred it, grind it, squeeze it and it’s still sweet.


89. Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.


90. The alphabet begins with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.


91. I made my Facebook name “Benefits,” so when you add me now it says “you’re friends with benefits.” 


92. Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.


93. If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be. 


94. Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!


95. Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them. 


96. You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.


97. You and I are really more than friends. We’re like a really small gang. 


98. If you have crazy friends you have everything you’ll ever need.


99. My best friends are like fairy tales, they’ve been there since once upon a time and will be there until forever after. 


100. True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.


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Funny status for friends
Funny status for friends

1. I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places. 2. Some people only get called by their nicknames. Actually, it sounds really weird to call your frien…

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1.लो..बदल गया मिजाज-ऎ-मौसम…. हुबहू तुम्हारी तरह..!!! 2.सिमटते जा रहें हैं दिल और जज…

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1. Birthdays come around every year, but friends like you only come once in a lifetime. I’m so glad you came into my life. Best wishes on your special day. 2. I am grateful for your true friendship…

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1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. 2. Be the change that you wish to see in the world 3. No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 4. Live as if you were to die tomorrow.…

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1. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often. 2. If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life. 3. The road to success is always under constru…

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1. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. 2. Hold fast to dreams,For if dreams dieLife is a broken-winged bird,That cannot fly. 3. I d…

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1.Rain! whose soft architectural hands have the power to cut stones, and chisel to shapes of grandeur the very mountains.      2. Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silv…

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1.  Love is not what the mind thinks, but what the heart feels. 2.  True love is when she talks non- stop and you are still interested in listening to her. 3.  You Can’t Blame Gravity For Falli…

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1. I hope your morning is as radiant as your amazing smile. 2. The light that shines from you is more vital to me than the sunlight in the morning. Rise and shine my beautiful queen. 3.A sweet good…

Motivational Status in Hindi
Motivational Status in Hindi

1.ज़िंदगी तो कठिनाइयों का रास्ता है, मंजिल अपनी कुछ ख़ास रखना,सफलता जरूर मिलेगी,…

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1. Love you today + love you tomorrow = love you forever. 2.  Every NightI Imagine Someone To Hold MeUntil I Fall Asleep AndEvery Night I Believe In It To Ever Happen Less. 3. Nothing is perfec…

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1.#प्यार वो है, जिसमे किसी के ‘मिलने’ की {_उम्मीद_} भी न हो..फिर भी #इंतज़ार_उसी का हो……

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1.A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates yoursuccess 2.Some Friends aren’t really friends… They are family. 3.Your Friend Is The One Knows All About You, And Still Likes …

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1.किसी की ज़िन्दगी में रोड़ा नहीं “स्पीड ब्रेकर” बनो 😏😎 2.अगर जींदगी मे कुछ प…

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1.खुद को कभी माफ़ नहीं कर पाओगे, जिस दिन जिंदगी में हमारी कमी पाओगे!! 2.जिंदगी कब…

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1.Sometimes losing a close friend hurts worse than a heartbreak. 2.Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome. 3.It Is Your Planning Which Give You Confidence To Go Ahead. 4.Never Love Someone At The Cos…

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1.यूँ तो तमन्ना दिल में ना थी लेकिन, ना जाने तुझे देखकर क्यों आशिक बन बैठे। 2.इश…

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1.ना जन्नत में, ना ख्यालों में,ना ही किसी जमाने में,,,सुकून #दिल 💗 को मिलता हैहमे…

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1. I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one, you never give up. 2. Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite 3. I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am w…

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1.कुछ लड़कियां मेरे स्टेटस को ऐसे इग्नोर करती है, जैसे उनके खुद के स्टेटस गुलज़ा…

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1.#attitude का वो नशा चढ़ा है मुझपर जो ना उतरेगा ,शख़्सियत भले ही मिट जाए पर ये बन्दा कि…

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1.राहेंबदले 🚧 या बदलेवक्त, 🕐 हम 👦 तो अपनीमँजिल पायेंगे,😌जो समझते 😒है खुद को ब…

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